Geocaching.com Caption Contest 26 – Win a Barely Coveted Prize

Eric Schudiske on August 10, 2011, 3:32 pm

Winning Caption: She's only marrying him for the cache!!! – TNTcarroll

Share your genius for witty captions in the 26th installment of our Geocaching.com Caption Contest. You could earn a barely coveted prize. What caption would you write? “We’re saving thousands on our around-the-world honeymoon this way!” You can craft a better caption.

Barely Coveted Prize

Submit your caption by clicking on “Comments” below. Please include your geocaching username in all entries. Then, explore the captions other geocachers have posted.

Click on the image to see the winner of the 25th Geocaching.com Caption Contest

You can even influence the voting process. “Like” the caption that you think should win. If you think your caption should win, convince your fellow geocachers, your friends and family to “like” your caption. Lackeys vote from the top finalists to decide the winner of the contest.

The winner receives a barely coveted prize from Groundspeak Headquarters. This contest the barely coveted prize is six Cache In Trash Out caption stickers.

26 Lackeys voted to award the winner of the 25th Geocaching.com Caption Contest a barely coveted prize. Click on the image at right to discover the winning caption from the 24th Geocaching.com Caption Contest.

Explore all the past winning captions by checking out all the Geocaching.com Caption Contests.

JoPo2010

Love bugs. by JoPo2010
JoPo2010

Oops, love bugs already used.
Sonia from Nautilus Soni+Dayns

‘Don’t worry Dear! the bug-spray is in my garter! says wife to Husband..
Noisy Neighbours

“Well Dear, it looks like the honeymoon is over.” Noisy Neighbours
http://twitter.com/charlesarnestad Charles ARNESTAD

Until death or cache archiving us do part!!

(User Name = GeoCRAt)
kaij.h.

Wife: I liked our last stop…
Husband: Just wait til you see where we’re off to next. You’ll LOVE it! It certainly can’t be worse than the first one we went to…
http://www.facebook.com/marceldejong151169 Marcel de Jong

chained for life
Cache Slinger

Until Muggles do them Part.
- Cache Slinger
Cache Slinger

Are you sure that’s a Love Bug?
Cache Slinger
scubagirl2

Honey Will you please ask this next Geocacher for Directions so we don’t end up in a Bison tube!!
Yesvangelis

May you be touched by HIS noodley appendage!

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, while having existed in
secrecy for hundreds of years, only recently came into the mainstream
when this letter was published in May 2005.

With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshippers, the Church of
the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its
opponents – mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our
God has larger balls than theirs.

Some claim that the church is purely a thought experiment, satire,
illustrating that Intelligent Design is not science, but rather a
pseudoscience manufactured by Christians to push Creationism into public
schools. These people are mistaken. The Church of FSM is real, totally
legit, and backed by hard science. Anything that comes across as humor
or satire is purely coincidental.

Further

Pastafarianism is a real religion.

Most of us do not believe a religion – Christianity, Islam,
Pastafarianiasm – requires literal belief in order to provide spiritual
enlightenment. That is, we can be part of a community without becoming
indoctrinated. There are many levels of belief.

By design, the only dogma allowed in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti
Monster is the rejection of dogma. That is, there are no strict rules
and regulations, there are no rote rituals and prayers and other
nonsense. Every member has a say in what this church is and what it
becomes.

To outsiders it makes us hard to define, but here are some general things that can be said about our beliefs:

We believe pirates, the original Pastafarians, were peaceful explorers
and it was due to Christian misinformation that they have an image of
outcast criminals today
We are fond of beer
Every Friday is a Religious Holiday
We do not take ourselves too seriously
We embrace contradictions (though in that we are hardly unique)

join FSM

So you want to be a Pastafarian

Great. Consider yourself a member. You’ll notice there’s no hoops to jump through. You don’t need to pay anything.

How to help the church

You can do that by spreading the word. Tell people about
Pastafarianism. Point out that we’re the world’s most peaceful
mainstream religion, having started no wars in our God’s name. As far
as I know there are no deaths attributed to our religion.

Can I be a member if I don’t literally Believe in the FSM?

Yes you can. For the same reason that many in other religions don’t
literally believe their scripture, you can be a Pastafarian without
being a True Believer of our scripture. In other words, do you know
Christians who don’t take the Bible literally – but who consider
themselves True Christians, nonetheless? So do I. In fact, True Belief
is not often a requirement of religion. Most religions are comprised
of a group of people with similar – but not exact – world views.�
Pastafarianism is no different in that regard.

Whatever you decide, remember this

FSM is a real, legitimate religion, as much as any other. The fact
that many see this is as a satirical religion doesn’t change the fact
that by any standard one can come up with, our religion is as legitimate
as any other. And *that* is the point.
http://www.facebook.com/JoshuaNelsMiller Joshua Miller

Aah, the old “bug ‘n’ chain!”

I’m “Freezing Hot.”
Yesvangelis

It will all end in N 54° 32.147 W 005° 54.132
ysufan

The wedding was wonderful but the hotel room was very cramped and cluttered!
Bathomet

The old ball and chain gave me bugs on our honeymoon?!?
dazzyL927

As long as we’re together, no matter the coordinates. -dazzyL927
Wendelina0866

“With this Travel Bug, I thee wed…”
Angel S

i take you to be my travel wife and we can rome the caches together!!
http://www.facebook.com/kyledyck Kyle Dyck

For the first time in history, the MAN is considered the “ball and chain”.
labrat_wr

Now that we’re married, can we find somewhere else besides a TB Hotel???
Lulinuf

“Cheapest Honeymoon”, ~Lulinuf~
Anonymous

They
promised us a cake, but we only see some tupperware boxes from the
inside?
dazzyL927

“Congratulations, you’ve found each other! Intentionally or not!”
Iri$hPirate

I brought the ole’ ball and Travel Bug with me!!!!
authorized users

This is the perfect disguise to travel in! – authorized users
http://Facebook&Myspace/Greywethr Greywethr

Aww, that’s ok, I don’t have a pouch either.
henderbugs

Very clever (and funny!!) This was the best one!!
nate_usa

The ole “TB and Chain”

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